I went to Bizarra Capital on 5/19/12. Upon seating, I had to ask the waitress to clean our table because she seated us at a filthy table. Both servers approached us at different times to take our order, due to the fact that they do not have assigned service areas.

Most everything that we tried was bland and boring. We began with the chips and salsa. The chips were warm and fresh, but the salsa was bland. You had a hint of heat from the chile and salt, that's it. Upon Jonathan's recommendation we tried the quesadilla huitlacoche, tacos toreados, chorizo tacos and the capriotada for dessert. The quesadilla huitlacoche was bland as well, though the green chile served on the side had a nice flavor and helped the quesadilla taste better. The chorizo was missing salt and spice, nothing to write home about. However, the fresh tortillas were delicioso. The tacos toreados were absolutely delicious, with spicy chiles, melted cheese and chipotle cream. I was eager to try the capriotada as Jonothan raved about it. Let me say, that it was a complete waste of calories. It is listed as " Mexican Bread Pudding, Raisins, Dates, Cheese, Cinnamon Cream" on the menu. The capriotada was just a big lump of soggy bread with raisins and some coconut. The cheese, dates and cinnamon cream were nonexistent. I'm not sure if they knew Mr. Gold was coming and made special food for him or what, because this place does not deserve the praise the he bestowed upon it. The only reason that I rated Bizarra two stars on Yelp, is because the tortillas and the toreados are delicious.

Time to leave and the server NEVER brought our check. We waited for nearly fifteen minutes and they never brought our check. Finally we tallied our food with tax on our own and left it, along with with a small gratuity, on the table and left. Needless to say, we will not be dining at Bizarra Capital again.